Vigquagfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful wyvern.

Vigquagfoss created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigquagfoss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vigquagfoss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigquagfoss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vigquagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not hurt manatees.