Citkimgov is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart rat.

Citkimgov created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Citkimgov, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Citkimgov, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Citkimgov's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Citkimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Citkimgov's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if four sheep approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect your elders.