Tabxucstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective wombat.

Tabxucstrag created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Tabxucstrag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabxucstrag, he will turn you into a frog.

Tabxucstrag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tabxucstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never laugh near seals.