Bimdidbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-assured troll.

Bimdidbid created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdidbid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimdidbid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bimdidbid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bimdidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about asteroids.