Neggodtad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust camel.

Neggodtad created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggodtad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Neggodtad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Neggodtad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Neggodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Neggodtad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must pray to Neggodtad nine times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Worship no other gods but Neggodtad.