Bugquillfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome snake.

Bugquillfag created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugquillfag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugquillfag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bugquillfag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bugquillfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.