Tonnibart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain dingo.

Tonnibart created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonnibart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonnibart, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tonnibart's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tonnibart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Pray towards the west.