Gemsinmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong warg.

Gemsinmob created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsinmob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gemsinmob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gemsinmob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gemsinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.