Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever beaver.

Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Midgadgudnanquamdibquambig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip near geese.