Bamfassug Nurlbusven is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless chicken.

Bamfassug Nurlbusven created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamfassug Nurlbusven, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bamfassug Nurlbusven, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bamfassug Nurlbusven's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bamfassug Nurlbusven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Bamfassug Nurlbusven loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.