Dabdinlen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective mink.

Dabdinlen created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabdinlen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabdinlen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dabdinlen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dabdinlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.