Budzigbestbag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful finch.

Budzigbestbag created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budzigbestbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budzigbestbag, it will send you a sign.

Budzigbestbag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Budzigbestbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

5. Never paint your back indigo.