Duthatnul is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak hydra.

Duthatnul created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthatnul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Duthatnul, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Duthatnul's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Duthatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.