Habcetcin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident cat.

Habcetcin created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habcetcin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habcetcin, it will not care.

Habcetcin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Habcetcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always obey Habcetcin's priests.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.