Bodhotfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient capybara.

Bodhotfoss created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhotfoss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodhotfoss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bodhotfoss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bodhotfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodhotfoss.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.