Bompidbop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful wren.

Bompidbop created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bompidbop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bompidbop, she will turn you into a slug.

Bompidbop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bompidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bompidbop.

2. Never laugh near snails.

3. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.