Dimdidpid is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, self-assured wyvern.
Dimdidpid created life nine million years ago.
If you believe in Dimdidpid, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Dimdidpid, he will think nothing of it.
Dimdidpid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Dimdidpid's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never eat limes.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.