Fodjenpag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered fox.

Fodjenpag created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fodjenpag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodjenpag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fodjenpag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fodjenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if six snails approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.