Lablogbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic monkey.

Lablogbut created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablogbut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lablogbut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lablogbut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lablogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about comets.