Vegsinsit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent rat.

Vegsinsit created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegsinsit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegsinsit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vegsinsit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vegsinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.