Bussiswad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient eagle.

Bussiswad created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bussiswad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bussiswad, she will not care at all.

Bussiswad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bussiswad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Bussiswad loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bussiswad.