Nakkimfar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust turtle.

Nakkimfar created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakkimfar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nakkimfar, she will turn you into a mole.

Nakkimfar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nakkimfar's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.