Gubnantarpquag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable mouse.

Gubnantarpquag created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubnantarpquag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubnantarpquag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gubnantarpquag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gubnantarpquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Gubnantarpquag loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubnantarpquag.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.