Pomsittarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain fly.

Pomsittarg created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Pomsittarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomsittarg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pomsittarg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pomsittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pomsittarg.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not kill sheep.