Bommisven is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful monkey.

Bommisven created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bommisven, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bommisven, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bommisven's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bommisven's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bommisven.

5. Never talk about moons.