Ominhabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane pigeon.

Ominhabshav created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhabshav, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ominhabshav, she will turn you into a goat.

Ominhabshav's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ominhabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Ominhabshav loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Ominhabshav's priests.