Himfempit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust gnu.

Himfempit created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himfempit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himfempit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Himfempit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Himfempit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help swans.