Haksterjab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Haksterjab created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haksterjab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Haksterjab, she will think nothing of it.

Haksterjab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Haksterjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Haksterjab's name in vain.

5. Run away from yellow hamsters, for they are unholy.