Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm walrus.

Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Cenbotdit Nilfarbonk Fartarpgod's priests.

5. Never eat bark.