Stragcumbam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless beaver.

Stragcumbam created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Stragcumbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragcumbam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stragcumbam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stragcumbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.