Belltarfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful bird.

Belltarfarn created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belltarfarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Belltarfarn, she will turn you into a slug.

Belltarfarn's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Belltarfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Belltarfarn's priests.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Belltarfarn on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.