Pigbellyog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless shark.

Pigbellyog created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbellyog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pigbellyog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pigbellyog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pigbellyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.