Flyhakhak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome dolphin.

Flyhakhak created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhakhak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flyhakhak, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flyhakhak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flyhakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never laugh near eagles.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Do not chop down trees.