Rulshavlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, proud guinea pig.

Rulshavlarn created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulshavlarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulshavlarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rulshavlarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rulshavlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.