Buglitwot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless unicorn.

Buglitwot created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Buglitwot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buglitwot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Buglitwot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Buglitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Buglitwot seven times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about planets.