Dindoggep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish mouse.

Dindoggep created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dindoggep, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dindoggep, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dindoggep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dindoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Dindoggep first in all things.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Dindoggep must be the most important thing in your life.