Nibliktap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent mongoose.

Nibliktap created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibliktap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibliktap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nibliktap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nibliktap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nibliktap's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away if seven otters approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Never look in ponds.