Gomfenbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful dragon.

Gomfenbaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Gomfenbaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gomfenbaf, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gomfenbaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gomfenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gomfenbaf on top of all buildings.