Dapkiknab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective centaur.

Dapkiknab created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapkiknab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapkiknab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dapkiknab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dapkiknab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from mauve birds, for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if five mice approach from the east.

5. Do not commit murder.