Femmotfed is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak grasshopper.

Femmotfed created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Femmotfed, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femmotfed, she will make you grow a tail.

Femmotfed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Femmotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.