Cipdamyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong squirrel.

Cipdamyarp created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdamyarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipdamyarp, she will be very unhappy.

Cipdamyarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cipdamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.