Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating ant.

Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Vonktagstig Wabsatmigvagmatpad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. You must never eat wheat.