Midhabrot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent badger.

Midhabrot created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhabrot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midhabrot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Midhabrot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Midhabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not shave your feet.