Podsisgub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty newt.

Podsisgub created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsisgub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podsisgub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Podsisgub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Podsisgub's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podsisgub.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip in holy places.