Dinflowbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane scorpion.

Dinflowbarn created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinflowbarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinflowbarn, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dinflowbarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dinflowbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never eat oranges.