Bagpomcepfatruttzog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous fly.

Bagpomcepfatruttzog created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagpomcepfatruttzog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagpomcepfatruttzog, he will turn you into a plant.

Bagpomcepfatruttzog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bagpomcepfatruttzog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the south.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never talk about nematodes.