Hitbest is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome walrus.

Hitbest created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbest, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hitbest, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hitbest's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hitbest's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Hitbest's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hitbest.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.