Quillhadarm is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful eagle.

Quillhadarm created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Quillhadarm, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillhadarm, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quillhadarm's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quillhadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillhadarm.