Ingcaparm is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart newt.

Ingcaparm created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingcaparm, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingcaparm, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ingcaparm's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ingcaparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.