Batwadgofsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast snake.

Batwadgofsaf created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batwadgofsaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batwadgofsaf, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Batwadgofsaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Batwadgofsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Batwadgofsaf first in all things.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never wear orange shoes.